life as I know it.

Ask me anything   this is me.

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

(via lustforlifeee-)

— 2 days ago with 367326 notes
fantasticarepickles:


this makes my heart ache

Silverstein always has been, and always will be my favorite poet because he doesn’t even need words in his poem to make people open their eyes.

fantasticarepickles:

this makes my heart ache

Silverstein always has been, and always will be my favorite poet because he doesn’t even need words in his poem to make people open their eyes.

(via expat-amoureux)

— 6 days ago with 844016 notes

cumrun:

I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you

(via fromlazytodedicated)

— 6 days ago with 376350 notes

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

(via amh-xo)

— 1 week ago with 246617 notes
lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

(Source: powerrangersvintage, via fromlazytodedicated)

— 1 week ago with 388654 notes
People on HGTV shows:wow this house is perfect and it's $150,000 less than our budget! Look at the open concept floor plan! Oh but wait... the master bathroom doesn't have a double vanity! I hate this house let's leave right now
— 1 week ago with 42265 notes
officialcrow:

nothing i expected. everything i wanted

officialcrow:

nothing i expected. everything i wanted

(Source: redwingjohnny, via vampwolf0)

— 1 week ago with 236709 notes